Lose Weight Now

roflwaffle asked:


Don’t automatically assume that I’m referring to myself and come off sounding ignorant and full or prejudice. Over the course of several months, how effective is weight loss if small doses of cocaine are taken every other week combined with exercise? And, what weight does it tend to target first? (fat located on the stomach, thighs etc)
I highly doubt you’ll lose 3 pounds from your head, as the human head weighs 8 pounds total and there’s no weigh to lose that much unless you get a lobotomy. Nice attempt at wit though.
By the way, I don’t need to lose weight.
Would it really be that bad to mix it with exercise? I don’t think it’d cause heart attack that quickly, isn’t it more of a long-term thing?
It’s for health, and it is an option. We’re learning about extreme weight loss, as it’s been one of the media’s target for a while now. Seeing that cocaine seems to be virtually everywhere in Hollywood, the same place where there is alot of anorexia and bulemia it was an easy connection to make, especially when you see emaciated stars on the cover of magazines.